女人眼中的理想男人

What I want in a Man, Origianl List (age 22)
1.Handsome
2.Charming
3.Financially successful
4.A caring listener
5.Witty
6.In good shape
7.Dresses with style
8.Appreciates finer things
9.Full of thoughtful surprises
10.An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1.Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2.Opens car doors, holds chairs
3.Has enough money for a nice dinner
4.Listens more than talks
5.Laughs more than talks
6.Carries bags of groceries with ease
7.Owns at least one tie
8.Appreciates a good home--cooked meal
9.Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10.Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1.Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2.Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3.Works steady--splurges on dinner out occasionally
4.Nods head when I'm talking
5.Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6.Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7.Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8.Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9.Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10.Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1.Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2.Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3.Doesn't borrow money too often
4.Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5.Donsn't retell the same joke too many times
6.Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7.Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8.Appreciates a good TV dinner
9.Remembers my name on occasion
10.Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1.Doesn't scare small children
2.Remembers where bathroom is
3.Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4.Only snores lightly when asleep
5.Remembers why he's laughing
6.Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7.Usually wears clothes
8.Likes soft foods
9.Remembers where he left his teeth
10.Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1.Breathing
2.Doesn't miss the toilet

我对男人的要求,最初的条件(22岁)
1.英俊潇洒
2.魅力四射
3.财源滚滚
4.善于倾听
5.风趣幽默
6.身强体健
7.穿着入时
8.品位高雅
9.奇思妙想
10.想象丰富,浪漫多情

我对男人的要求,最初的条件(32岁)

1.相貌好看(最好别秃顶)
2.开车门,搬椅子
3.吃顿丰盛晚餐有钱买单
4.多听少说
5.我讲笑话他就笑
6.拎食品杂货袋轻轻松松
7.至少有条领带
8.爱吃家里做的美味佳肴
9.记得生日和周年纪念
10.每周至少浪漫一次

我对男人的要求,最初的条件(42岁)
1.别太丑(秃顶也行)
2.我上车后才开车
3.工作稳定——偶尔出去撮一顿
4.我说话他点头
5.常常记得笑话中的妙语佳句
6.身体好,能挪挪家具
7.穿衬衫别露肚脐眼
8.晓得别买带螺旋盖的香槟洒
9.记得把马桶的坐垫放下
10. 周末多半刮脸

我对男人的要求,最初的条件(52岁)
1.修剪鼻毛,耳朵整洁
2.别当众打嗝搔痒
3.借钱别太勤
4.我发泄情绪时别打瞌睡
5.别老说同一个笑话
6.身体好,周末别老赖在沙发上
7.袜子成对,内衣干净
8.爱吃盒装电视快餐
9.偶尔记得我的名字
10. 周末朋时刮脸

我对男人的要求,最初的条件(62岁)
1.别惊吓小孩子
2.记得浴室在哪儿
3.家庭养护不花大钱
4.睡觉时打鼾声音不大
5.记得自己为何发笑
6.身体好,自己能站起来
7.一般要穿衣服
8.喜欢软食
9.记得假牙放在哪儿
10.记得周末到了

我对男人的要求,最初的条件(72岁)
1.能呼吸
2.该上厕所就上厕所

 双语注解

 1."Businessmen care about money, not jail."  “商人关心的是钱,不是刑期。” 
   前美国证券交易委员会官员陶布说。布什总统提议加重量对商业犯罪的刑罚,陶布认为那不能防止企业舞弊行为。

 2."A flight attendant may ask you if you need something. Tell them that we all need inner peace."
  “机航乘务员可能会问你是否需要什么东西。告诉他们我们都需要内心的平静。”美国JetBlue航空公司派发给乘客的瑜珈手册中
   写道。该公司鼓励乘客在座位上做简单的瑜珈,以舒缓紧张情绪。

 3."We are not much more intelligent than our ancestors. I think it is ridiculous to presume that mankind,
   I think it is ridiculous to presume that mankind, being here for millions of years, only started getting
   clever about 5,000 years ago."
   “我们不比我们的祖先聪明很多,人类存在了几百万年,我认为假设人类五千年前才开始变聪明是荒谬的。”德国生物学家格利
   茨说。他带领人们模仿古代人制造芦苇船,希望证明人类五千年前已掌握航海技术。

 4."You can't just depend on one man, on Fox, for change. We all have to work for it, to become a little
   more mature." “求变不能单领带一个人,单依赖福克斯。我们所有人都得努力争取,,都得成熟一些。”在福克斯当选墨西
   哥总统两周年之际,墨西哥城居民埃斯库德罗谈论国情时说。

 5."I'm on a permanent compaign to explain to people, 'Look, this is no reason to have a weapon. Political
   ideas should be confronted with political ideas.'"
  “我长期在游说,向人们解释:‘喂,那不是特有武器的理由。政治想法该以政治想法与之对抗。’” 委内瑞拉加拉加斯一家枪
   械店店主博尔顿说。不久前反对总统查统韦斯的组织发起了示威游行。博尔顿说最近不少市民向他买枪自卫。